Turtle EVDO Rev B phone

xenophon · EVDO Addict Joined: 30 Aug 2005 Posts: 2003

Oh the irony of turtle speed and ultra high speed EVDO. I want one of these...

Pros:
- EVDO Rev B (70Mb/sec down - 27Mb/sec up)
- Allows tethering to laptop via wireless USB 3.0 (Sprint version only)
- HDTV compatible, can also be used as a Playstation 3 controller
- No batteries needed, just feed lettuce or ants
- Ruggedized with good defense mechanism from predators
- Completely trained to "come boy" on command
- Available in 20 turtle species

Cons:
- Disposes excrement in your pocket
- Some turtles like to nibble on your ear while talking
(exchanges allowed only with insurance)

jaymenna · Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:49 pm Post subject: Yea but....

Don't those things carry diseases? Better to port it to a clam or oyster.